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23 June 2010
THE HIVES CHEATING?
World renowned heroes and music business field leaders The Hives were caught red handed today cheating?! Authorities say the band were shamelessly playing the songs of other artists not present to defend themselves. New tapes have surfaced revealing an EP’s-worth of "stolen" material. Is it a desperate act of idol worship, or are we witnessing the fruit of lame work ethic and laziness? Hardly the latter! However the black-and-white-clad bandits made off with three of the music world’s biggest and brightest shining jewels: Civilization’s Dying also known as "The Hoosier State Sapphire", Early Morning Wake Up Call also known as "Whoa Uluru Uluru" (meaning "F%#k! It´s at least twice as big as Uluru!") and Nasty Secretary the larger part of "The New York Star" - the only diamond ever found on the island of Manhattan. The victims are Zero Boys, Flash and the Pan, Joy Ryder and Avis Davis respectively. None of the artists were available for comment but Glen Ross Fitzhume, the head of the record collectors unit at UCLA (Urban Collectors of Large Amplitude) says he doesn't think they'll mind. The Hives have already pleaded ‘totally guilty’ to the crime and are currently serving their sentence in the good ol’ tradition of tarring and feathering.
The evidence will be released as the TARRED AND FEATHERED ep July 2nd, 2010.
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Too good to be true? No, just damn good.
Hives HQ
20 June 2010
REMINDER!
Hurry and get dressed up like! The Hives Lookalike Contest officially ends on Wednesday, June 23rd. All entries must be submitted by 11:59 PM PST!
Hives HQ
20 June 2010
Ok so the Hives skateboards made by Sweet skateboards have arrived in Sweden and they are the coolest looking things since the yo yo as you can see. We planned to use one as first prize in the "Dress like The Hives" competition and it will also be available on our MERCH section in not too long.
If you can't wait for it to come up on the Hives own MERCH wall of fame you can get one or two or more here:
Buy brand NEW Hives skate from Junkyard.se
Happy rolling/carving/flipping/grabbing etc etc
Hives HQ
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