THE VIGILANTES!
Oh my and what the ?
I've seen all kinds of fans through the years but none of them can compare
with these ladies when it comes to commitment!
Apparently, it all started when the girl on the left (nr1) started listening
to The Hives. After she ordered "Barely Legal" and loved it, she opened the
booklet to find out more about these young, angry men. And that's when her
life changed forever - in the middle of the booklet she saw five young men,
but as her eyes wondered over the picture they suddenly stopped. They were
stuck on Vigilante, and there was no way she could stop staring for a good
five long minutes! That's what you call Love at first sight people.
She grabbed her telephone and called the girl in the middle (nr2), who
jumped on her bike to get over to nr1's house as fast as she could. On the
way over she met her childhood friend, the girl on the right (nr3), and
because she was so out of breath, she just gestured to nr3 to ride with her.
When nr2 & nr3 got to nr1's house they didn't bother ringing the door bell,
they stormed in and up the stairs to nr1's record-listening room and they
could not believe their eyes. Nr1 had already printed out a huge picture of
just Vigilante, and the girls were stunned when they saw it.
Right away they started their plan on how to show this great man their love.
It didn't take them long to figure out that what they ought to do was to
start their own band - The Vigilantes (of course).
18 months later, their dreams were fulfilled. Their first EP "Love In Bloom"
got released, and the proud owner of a signed copy of the EP baring copy nr
001 is none other than their god - Vigilante Carlstroem.
How much contact he has with "his girls" I don't know but one thing is a
fact. If you're a Hives fan and you want to be the new Hives fan nr1, 2 or
3, you might want to start working on it.
These girls are truly one (or three) of a kind!
D.W. Johnson.
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THE COVENANT: BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL
Ok so I saw this movie today. THE COVENANT: BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL or CANES as it is also called with Edward Furlong and Michael Madsen. Now as we all know Ed Furlong was great in Terminator 2. No questions asked. Hats off to the boy who dared to stand up against The Guvernator like that and also drive an 80cc motorbike with at least 20 gears!
But today Edward FUCKING Furlong screwed up bad. And by bad I mean BAD! This piece of shit movie wasted approx. 1,5h of my valuable time. Time that I will not get back. EVER!
There was nothing good with this movie at all. Mostly I am very lenient when it comes to bad movies and I do my best to try and find something good in every movie. If I weren't so pissed off I would have found at least a few things that I would acknowledge as average. Maybe I would say that the moving monster canes and tree spirits (both 3D of course) were ok or that there were at least a few hot girls in the movie but no. No sir there was not. Nothing but bad fitted suits on this drunken blast from the past and the lousiest script/dialogue I have ever seen or heard if you will.
And Michael Madsen did not do anything to help out with the situation at all. We all know Michael from classic movies such as Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Species to name but a few. But this is most likely a new low for him. His character in this movie is an American speaking blind German Nazi officer with some form of eternal life or what ever that get's a hold of this super cane that can cure his blindness but also make him super evil. WTF!
And yes obviously Ed get's blinded. Blinded by this graffiti painting car thief and later get's contacted by the Covenant who tells him that they can cure his blindness but he need to make dirty deeds for them. Any takers. Of course there was. So he also get's cured from his blindness and yes you guessed it becomes evil.
Ok maybe I'm a bit harsh. We have been talking about this movie quite a lot this past day so. Maybe, just maybe it has a purpose but I couldn't say what it is.
Please do not see this movie. Or actually you should see it just to understand where I'm coming from.
Thank you for your attention.
Less Furlong more Tjelta
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